"E.V.I.L.B.O.Y.S" aka "Evil Boys" is the song from the episode "Jerk De Soleil." It was sung by Candace (under the effects of her wild parsnip allergy) as she was trying to convince her mom that Phineas and Ferb were putting on a circus in the backyard.


Those boys are always up to something

And it's bringing me to tears

'Cause just before you get home it just magically disappears

Those boys are evil

But before you get home they somehow always clean up the mess

(Testify Candice, Testify!)

Those boys are evil

Let me spell it out for you mom


They built a roller coaster

And a beach in the backyard

Drove cattle through the city

And messed up the boulevard

They took me back in time

When we went to that museum

They built fifty foot tree-house robots

But still you didn't see 'em

Those boys are evil

Their crazy shenanigans cause me all kind of distress

Those boys are evil

Sing it with me


I know you think they're saints

But mom I'm here to tell

Those B-O-Y-S they're just E-V-I-L

Those boys are evil

They're makin' me feel like my head's in a hydrological press

And that don't feel too good

Those boys are evil



That's what I'm talkin' about


That's right those boys are

Evil little boys

Background Information

  • Production order and broadcast order are sometimes very different. Many of the things that Candace describes the boys doing, audiences hadn't seen them do when this episode had originally aired. (Dan Povenmire Correspondence)

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