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Couldn't Kick My Way Into Her Heart
Song by Heinz Doofenshmirtz and Love Händel
Length 1:09
Love Händel chronology
You're Fabulous Couldn't Kick My Way Into Her Heart TBA
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Heinz Doofenshmirtz: My mother's love was always inexplicably linked to kickball,
and my brother was an expert from the start.
But I lacked finesse, so when put to the test,
I couldn't kick my way right into her heart.
Ladies and gentlemen, Love Händel!
Love Händel: Oh yeah.
He tried playing rugby, and soccer and football,
He tried kick the can and even martial arts.
But even with this dedication,
Heinz Doofenshmirtz: I still got no coordination.
Love Händel: He couldn't kick his way right into her heart.
Oh yeah.
Goodnight, Gimmelschtump!

Background Information

  • Dr. Doofenshmirtz played this on what looked like a balalaika although clearly stated in Mom's Birthday that he hated all instruments that started with the letter 'B'
  • Uses the music from Love Händel's "Snuck Your Way Into My Heart"
  • At the end of the song, Danny says "Goodnight, Gimmelschtump!", which is similar to the end of Snuck Your Way Into My Heart, where he yelled "Goodnight, Tri-State Area!".
  • This song also shows that Doofenshmirtz isn't good at kicking with the right timing.

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