|Couldn't Kick My Way Into Her Heart|
|Song by Heinz Doofenshmirtz and Love Händel|
|Love Händel chronology|
|You're Fabulous||Couldn't Kick My Way Into Her Heart||TBA|
Heinz Doofenshmirtz: My mother's love was always inexplicably linked to kickball,
and my brother was an expert from the start.
But I lacked finesse, so when put to the test,
I couldn't kick my way right into her heart.
Ladies and gentlemen, Love Händel!
Love Händel: Oh yeah.
He tried playing rugby, and soccer and football,
He tried kick the can and even martial arts.
But even with this dedication,
Heinz Doofenshmirtz: I still got no coordination.
Love Händel: He couldn't kick his way right into her heart.
- Dr. Doofenshmirtz played this on what looked like a balalaika although clearly stated in Mom's Birthday that he hated all instruments that started with the letter 'B'
- Uses the music from Love Händel's "Snuck Your Way Into My Heart"
- At the end of the song, Danny says "Goodnight, Gimmelschtump!", which is similar to the end of Snuck Your Way Into My Heart, where he yelled "Goodnight, Tri-State Area!".
- This song also shows that Doofenshmirtz isn't good at kicking with the right timing.